For all end users who feel they would rather be using their computer than spending their time installing it or fixing it. For all people who think their computer should be turned on in order for it to be useful. For all those people who are tired of getting a new computer (or several of them) every three years. For all of those people guilty of filling their land dump. For all the people who have not backed up their system for over two weeks. For all those people who believe that fossil fuels really are in short demand, and burning them makes the earth hotter (and perhaps killing penguins), this talk is for you.